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Has Wayne Rooney been texting Granny...?
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or is it one of Granny's myths?
Yesterday I signed a £200k a week contract to join Manchester City next season as their new striker. Just need them to sign it now.
Girl goes into a hairdressers in Newcastle and says: "Can you give me a perm?" "Okay" says the hairdresser. "I wondad lurnley as a clood..."
I put stick, but maybe Daniel Levy has other ideas for Ralph. His raid on Saints has proved successful in the past.
The state of SFC is more complex than knowing what is wrong on and off the pitch. I think Semmens and Ralph are well aware of what is wrong and...
Why did Ralph put Che on after going 1-0 down?
Half time is where the managers come in to it. I would like to see Ralph take the initiative and put Che on. Rodgers has a wealth of talent on his...
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Big day tomorrow and we already know it is Chelsea in the final. Time to forget the PL for one day and look forward to a FA Cup semi final....
A good friend of mine has 2 FA Cup semi-final tickets for the Saints v Leicester game. He paid £2000 each for them, but he didn't realise when he...
Moussa to score the winner in The 83rd Minute. Sung to Mrs Robinson Simon & Garfunkel: God bless you, please, Moussa Djenepo, Saints loves you...
AstraZeneca are praying the cause of death wasn't a blood clot.
I had a day off today so thought I would help about the house...... Me: "I think I'll open this drawer." Potato masher: "The f**k you will."
Britain's Got Talent auditions: Simon Cowell: "what's your act?" "We're footballers Lionel Messi and Stefan Kuntz, and today we are going to...
Listen Caerphilly I don't usually spread cheese conspiracies and may be a bit crackers, but does blue cheese go bad or does it get better?
For the vast majority of us life is simple, and we do not seek further unnecessary complications that affect our everyday lives. But when a global...
I was trying very hard not to remind everyone about Pellegrino and his cock and ball stories.
It's been a long time coming...:emoticon-0102-bigsm
First semi since January 2017....<cheers>