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Black Beauty, now there's a dark horse.
<bubbly>Happy Birthday, Mme ofh :emoticon-0166-cake:.
Dull. Actually, duller than that.
Oh come on BB, we've all been there :wink:.
:D Procrastinator General, BB :wink:. Sod it, bhd, you do mine and I'll do yours - I won't tell if you won't :bandit: Mine isn't due in...
Sorry for really lowering the tone, but here's another... :emoticon-0111-blush An old man is at the doctorââ¬â¢s. The doctor has finished...
Sorry if this has been told elsewhere on here, it is an old one, but nonetheless, quite funny... Cletus the slack-jawed redneck goes up to the...
Please excuse the language, it's not gratuitous IMHO :-). A Glaswegian friend told me this, so do it in a Scots accent for best effect... A...
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If there's anyone you want to avoid you can add them to your Ignore List, bhd, so the WUMs will soon realise there is no one to read them. It...
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket.”
My front door's made of balsa wood. Don't knock it.
Hi Norway, Yeah, we're doing OK. It's 'heads down to the finish' now. I've got so much work to do, it's unreal <yikes>. I hope all is well in...
I can see this has got a bit ruder, so for the otherwise shy, here is a slightly rude, national stereotype joke... The Englishman's wife steps...
Great avatar, Ray :-).
I love your avatar, City <ok>.
You are a member now, bhd <ok>. Good to have you here. Slight change in the points tallying, but apart from that, it's the same, predict 10...
"If you build it, they will come..." :wink: - invite on its way, bhd <ok>. Really glad to see you're here, mate :-).
