Separate names with a comma.
Night <ok>.
Dead right on the AFC thing w_y. And I love the Fri night thread idea :smiley:.
Fingers crossed. I'll be sponsrin you but Mrs SLB's in charge of finances (well not completely, I am allowed pocket money :wink:) and I fink we're...
Evening all. Bollox to assignments, I say :wink:. How are you? Been reading different debates on here recently but hadn't time to join in. At...
:D
Just heard Stephen Fry say this: "My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war, but he never talked about it..."
I couldn't agree more. I've met him a few times over the last 35 years and he is still the most impressive man I've met. He has supreme humility,...
Wow, that's a surprise to me. I didn't think he could quite cut it for us, but for Burton to release him he must've nose-dived. Webber's release...
<laugh> Thanks for trying :smiley:. It takes a bit of getting used to, and there are pros and cons when compared to the Beeb, but I think it's OK...
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning - can you believe that, 2:30am??!! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write!" I thought, "That's unlikely..." Well, it's a basic skill, isn't it?
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
So Batman :bandit: came up to me & he hit me over the head with a vase & he said: "T'PAU!" I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?" He said "No, I've...
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought 'he's trying to pull a fast one'.
I'll tell you what will make my blood boil... a crematorium.
I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in a window that said “Television for Sale – ã1- Volume Stuck On...
I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Beware Alphabet Grenades… if someone throws one at you, it could spell disaster!
One armed waiters ââ¬â they can take it, but they canââ¬â¢t dish it outââ¬Â¦
I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: “Your eyes sparkle like the stars”. So I said to the...
