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Well the only way you could be convinced otherwise is by actually meeting her. She would not meet your expectations. If I'd known her for two...
She's really hot, but I think she gets overhyped and my hipster mode kicks in.
I dunno, I think it's always linked. If you crave attention that badly, that's the underlying reason. You need validation or reassurance.
Well firstly that doesn't make someone a bad person, it's just a side effect of low self esteem. Secondly she's, like, the opposite of that. She's...
I dunno what's made you think that. Genuinely.
Had to google that. From The Hunger Games, apparently.
Well I can't do much but talk about it; I'm not gonna try it on with my best mate's girlfriend. But if the offer was there I don't think I'd even...
Forgot how much I loved unemployment. Drinking on a Monday night, wahey! And remember that girl I used to harp on about? Best mate's extremely...
Definitely our most exciting signing of this window. I do wish he had more competition for that title, but still, very encouraging.
Yeah, brothels and pimping are illegal for obvious reasons. There's also a very specific law that you can't advertise prostitution services in...
Yeah it's completely legal in the UK, but laws are very restrictive on soliciting.
Actually prostitution is legal too.
But without the sex. And the paying.
He said they need a player like Morgan. Calm down.
Yeah I reckon so.
I don't think it's quite as good as Everton's. McCarthy is quite an underrated player. Very solid. Spurs have the talent but they're not consistent.
Nick Powell!
Van Gaal isn't going to let silly, personal tiffs get in the way of business.
Hernandez probably is fourth choice in the long run, yes. Rooney, RVP and Welbeck are ahead of him for sure. Could still do better than us though.
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