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Or chinos.
No ahm no ya complete and utter bellender.
I've always ended up paying roughly 80 quid for new trainers <grr> <bumped>
Size 9 ****o! <averagesizecock>
No more than a normal pair mate, roughly 80 quid for them if I remember rightly. Try it on the Adidas website <ok>
Aye, took 4 ****ing weeks to get here, some poor wee bastard in Africa had to stitch them first. Worth it though <ok>
[ATTACH] Here's what I'm sporting today <ok> If anyone got smarter gutties than these then I'll personally come and shake yer hawnd.
Everyone was doing it in Ibiza anyway. No us Fifers though anyway, bare footed all the way.
Here's either ''oot his tree'' or getting the best sooky ever <ok>
Those green and yellow things are horrible. I'm sporting blue and red Gazelle's, no particular reason for the colour scheme <ok><whistle>
Ozil's black cousin.
Air Max's look ridiculous, refuse to wear them. Also the trend now is to wear American Football tops which will also make you look like a ****ing...
Glasses are for ****s and *****s.
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I have no idea who you were on 606. I was 16 back in those days so if you were only talking to me in an attempt to groom me (like Rocket) then...
3 minutes without a pud joke yet, shockerooney.
<laugh> Bastards. No wonder the bookie always wins.
Your odds have moved to 1/12.
You're a 48 year old soon to be divorced man who lives in Aberdeen, you're not an attractive outfit. 7/4 for Gambol. His liver is regularly...
You'll be lucky to get dumped in the woods. No one likes you.