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I must admit i miss e's dope and all that **** i used to take.Thats why i love going to festivals to get out my nut again.
I think its got something to do with taking things to the extreme.You know like when we used to kick the English up and down the place for fun.We...
Anyway back to old ****s.Why do they drive slow as **** as well ? was just stuck behind this old fart for ages.20MPH old dick <grr>
I only just turned 40 last year.Its still young in my book.Whens your 50th mate ?
I have never been anything but kind and patient to old folk.I can call them all the old ****ers in my mind but never ever to their face. Just ask...
I have gone off old people lately.I have had loads of old customers come in and they dont half waste your time.Asking the ins and outs of a bats...
<laugh> FFS PB thats just wrong.
She probably needed to get some circulation going monaco,dont worry about it. She probably died half an hour later anyway.<shipman>
<laugh> Thankfully in they days i could shag like ****.Now its a case of getting it over with.
<laugh> do you ask her in the pub ? I usually dont get that far.I just want to get it in there and go like a rabbit.
PB It was my sister i was watching.Now my mother was open minded but even she would have kicked my heed in if i took my sister half way across...
Only had one burd who swallied and funnily enough she was fat.Theres a pattern developing here.I nearly had a threesome with her mate but i had to...
When i say she was big i meant tall.She was no bad and had a fit body and a nice fanny.Pity about the hairdoo <yikes>
I shagged a big ginger burd once,she had an afro as well.****ing weird.I was totally out my tree at the time and forgot all about it till the next...
Dont get me wrong here i have only shagged about 3-4 fat burds in my time.The rest have been normal.........ish.
Fat burds are usually best as you can do whatever you like to them as their so chuffed at getting a shag.
You forgot all of the above <ok>
Good stuff mate.Give her the full benefit.
I had the chance to go down to Glastonbury Saturday and Sunday but seen the mud and slung it.I feel a bit peed off now but never mind the clock is...
Out tonight with a few o the lads.Drink then a curry (you up for it ER) ? Working tomorrow then might be out again with the Mrs ? Sunday is the...
