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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
At last. The moment has arrived. This evening. The BIG one. The nation is gripped. Opinions are divided. Could it finally happen? Will the...
In previous season we have been successful in stealing a Celtic player or two off of The Hoops, so this time why don't we steal their manager Ange...
My life was in tatters because of my obsession with the Hokey-Cokey. But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about!
I was having an argument with my mate Dave in the pub about which British based male singer had the most distinctive voice; he decided to start...
How many armies does it take to change a light bulb? At least six. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only...
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the light bulb must really want to change.
I used to do bad Eric Morecambe impressions but gave it up when I saw the error of my wa-heys.
What's red and white and lies in the jungle?... ..Tarzan's old Saints top.
I was on a Scrabble team with Midge Ure. We had four tiles left but they meant nothing to me. O, V, N, R.
I made a typing mistake when trying to upload a calendar app to my phone. I ended up with a colander app. All it does is drain the battery.
It is the month of June, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody...
If this was an independent fact finding inquiry Johnson would be found guilty as charged and barred from ever being an MP again. The fact is a...
A young lad comes home from work at 7pm; His dad says "Where were you? "I was with Jessica." He replied. "What were you doing?" "We were doing...
Selles is doing much better than I expected under the circumstances. It didn't seem to help players, when they saw Ralph pacing up and down his...
Even though lockdown is over and the rules relaxed, the Leicester crisp factory, are still socially distancing their crisps in every packet of...
A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or your mum home?" said the...
Horse is in the pub having a few when he spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living"...
What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat? A vet.
Just pollen your leg
