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I was arrested today for carrying an offensive weapon. To be fair, I'd forgotten that photo of my wife was even in my wallet.
I was teaching my teenage son how to masurbate properly when he asked" Does mum know you do this""Son,your mother is the reason I do this "I replied.
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I'm not saying I watch too much porn but my Laptop has got windscreen wipers...
I'm saying I've seen a million different lines of blame or excuses, but the biggest moment in the game on Sunday was a red card and a pen, which...
Biblical
I only just realised a river in Egypt means in denial, so that's actually exactly what I'm not. We're in trouble guys.
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The pogues are here next year Very tempted Anyone know what they are like these days At least spiders still around
Right on track
Hopefully because we're almost devoid of goalscorers.
Farke knew where our problems were and to fair didn't get backed fully. Said he was short upfront and we are struggling upfront but not only there...
The fact you think I'm wumming shows you're way off in your judgement of Newcastles performances and the other sides in the league this season....
Hope you make the next one mate and that we play somewhere with good mobility access
Tripping
Who do we think is our most valuable player now... I would have said Xhaka had it not been for his age..but otherwise i'm scratching my head
Trump bullying again!!
I presume the relationship between Little Red Riding Hood and the person she’s visiting is a Granny knot?
