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<laugh>.....what a load of bollocks.
As you are well aware the Pope is an endangered species, with only one in captivity. The Holy Father is a keen football fan and by nature a...
As this is a subject close to my heart, I can also tell you that the strong favourite for the papal position in May was an Italian called Leon...
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Joking aside, I honestly think we'll win all of them.
We will lose every game and I'll piss the bed.
I rest my case.
Like you'd ignore an attention seeking child?
They won't with you, GG and Roly. The poor bastards have all been drowned.
The irony of that is staggering.
I honestly don't get this incessant sh!te spouted by the doom mongers week in and week out, before, during and after games. If you were all that...
What.....a bunch of bedwetting whingers.
They're having a meeting as we speak. [ATTACH]
How can that be if we're crap?
Most players could be improved on in any team, however only Man City, Liverpool and Arsenal have accumulated more Premier League points than us...
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Keep the faith, we'll finish in the top four.
Donut tempt me to stir it.
Had the odd mishap, keep on forgetting I can still blind a duck from 50 paces when aroused. On that subject I've just worked out why I'm the most...
I take half a pill every day, it stops me pissing on my slippers.
