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Pass me one of them piss bottles please, I'm bursting and I can't be arsed to move.
Did I say anything about bringing them back? Maybe look at the failings of care in the community and ask yourself if there might be a better way...
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Back from nigh on 3 weeks in Japan Fantastic trip. We do tend to prefer City breaks to beach holidays and it was a bit like a massive City...
Controlled Demolition
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, mum, I’m going to bring over three...
I was watching Match of the day last Saturday night when the wife said "Are you coming up to bed darling, I fancy sex?" I replied "Sure, I'll be...
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I said to my wife, "I'm getting you something small for xmas." She said, "Is it underwear?" I said, "Are you deaf? I said something small!"
My wife just passed her driving test and asked me to buy her something cheap to run around in... So I bought her some trainers from Lidl!
Sheffield Wednesday 1 x 2 Norwich Sargent ( j )
I know some twins but they're both missing an eye They're just dentical twins
Hindsight is a wonderful thing… but I would have liked to see Mayenda given 20 mins last night.. he brings something different, I’m sure RLB has...
My QPR mate swears by a Greggs bacon roll & a coffee before work in the morning, not least because he’s tight, & it only costs £3.50 for the pair....
This morning I was watching a young lady struggling to back up her car so I offered to help. "F*ck off!" she yelled, "I can do it myself."...
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Taking of who, I watched the Fall Guy (the 2024 film with Ryan Reynolds and Emily Blunt) on a flight the other day. Used to enjoy the 80’s TV...
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