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Aren't Man City fans really, really, REALLY brilliant and funny and charming? Ha! Those guys make me laugh with their backs-turned dancing and...
I like the Tesco value chicken. Only problem is trying to digest its laminated ASBO. Sticks in the gullet a bit. Didn't try to get any Roses...
Jesus, I've just noticed that compared to the rest of you, I don't really post that much? You lot are all over a grand now. I'm pissing about in...
I'd quite like the Seahorses to get back together to be honest.
I'd like to go, but 30,000 Mancunians off their tits, all telling me they were there at the first gig in the dog and duck back in 84 or whatever...
Don't know about you, but the new publicity shot for the roses reunion reminds me of 4 smack head tramps, ****ing each other in an alley, when...
Sweats, the course is alright mate - I seem to get on with everyone just fine. That'll no doubt change when the pressure's on and they're getting...
It's Asda smartprice noodles, sweats. 15p. You're guaranteed to live 20 years less just by inhaling the steam as you cook them. First day off...
A fat girl walks by a pet shop and a parrot shouts "Oi you!" She says, "What?" The parrot shouts "Yer a fat ugly ****!" She storms away raging....
I love Yellow Tail. I used to have it with a chilli I made (fooking delicious). I stopped off in a pub on the way home tonight and sampled their...
Best of luck bud, I'm sure you'll do fine. Yeah it is a shame you can't stick around and get among it - especially on a Friday night. I've had...
Remember fellas, Come Dine With Me tomorrow night at 8 pm C4. You'll get to see sunny Wigton. You lucky lucky bastards!
No accidental fingering YET. The year us young though... There are plenty of munters too, rather depressingly.
Or you could go to Tesco and buy their meal for 2 for 10 quid, including a 10 quid bottle of wine. Voila. Their chicken kiev is bloody tremendous....
Ha ha, nice! Yeah it's going ok mate. Rather too many annoying teenagers for my liking but I suppose it goes with the territory. I just wanna...
Petit pois.
Owners direct? ****ing hell, knackered and can't sleep! Suppose I'll have to get up and prepare for the rugger. Come on England, ****ing smash...
I love it that these City ****s feel hard-done-to by that mangled-faced hobbit. What ****ing goes around... I hope that ****ing cripple Hargreaves...
Well any new motor for us is out of the window for a few years. Won't you need a people carrier for your ever-growing tribe Tags? I really fancy...
Agreed on De Gea mate. He's very raw and his physical prowess is nil, but he'll improve. I just hope we don't suffer too much whilst he catches...
