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Tits are fantastic, except when they are your sisters and a baby is sooking one of them. That's a turn off.
What about those catholic dogs, they **** everywhere. Proddy dogs piss everywhere too. Ban religion for dogs.
I've started wearing big thick socks in bed to keep my litlle tootsies warm. That's weird, eating semen is normal.
I put english mustard and chillie sauce on cigars when I smoke them after sex.
freak
Oh yes, she has facebook. I do too but I don't use it in case people get in touch with me and want to "catch up". Stoopid dicks. If I wanted to...
Glitter and Saville Who's next to be outed? Filthy lucky bastards. I got caught because my(now) wife had the the remainder of a condom stuck...
Use facebook, deserve **** rubbed onto your face. Sad ****wits with no life use facebook.
Treat me good and I'll get you a good deal Tina.
I put my mobile up my ass and haven't see it for 9 months. It feels nice when I walk though. Pay as you go. It's costing me nothing to call...
Mmmmmm, big boobies Miss Tina. I might **** myself to death tonight.
Snakeman, you swallow food whole. **** in the desert too?
pervert
A bit of all your accusations. Number 1 was just off the train. Number 2 was because I was still hungry. Number 3 was because I was badly...
Dolphins, horny Bs with big fish dicks.
All the *****s that present BBC news.
Noddy is a dick. They can cut his head off if they want. Whiney **** so he is.
I just had three bacon rolls with brown sauce from three different shops. Is that wrong? Surely i should show loyalty to one of the shops....
I'm going to be an elephant at halloween. I have big ears.
Esther Rhanzen
