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28 is a good age to die. I know all about it, give me call.
It's my birthday too. Well every day's a birthday when you get a new tomato growing in your greenhouse. Pesky greenfly.
Mcaulay Culkin, outside the Viper club.
Happy birthday T-man WTF, why can't you drink anymore ST? I must have missed something.
Jimmy Saville, dirty bastard I think he should be hung for what he did.
Let's not forget the Afghanistan villagers. The ordinary people who don't want to fight. You seen the look on those ****ers faces? Miserable...
Wah, wah wah....help me mummy.
I reckon Big Burd could be taken out. $10 on that for me.
A gang of otters can make a croc **** the sand then run away. Dominant grey-back gorillas allow their pals to shag their bitches to keep them...
I'm gonna ****in' do you in you ****in' dick. You a big man eh? **** you ya little peace a ****e. I'll ****in' do you in. Do you know who you're...
Maybe if she put her hair up. That style really doesn't do anything for her face.
I won't dissapoint you sir. What do crocodiles fear most?
Harry Potter or Clive James
Firewall in work blocked you vile beasts for your offensive language. Must be a new boss up there now. How you doing Sadam?
I got so drunk that I got knocked back from a club so went away and changed all my clothes inside out to fool the bouncers. I didn't get in.
My cousin came to visit me when I lived in England. I showed him the canal where I used to fish. He fell in. I didn't push him. I really...
The last time I was there it was pretty ****e. Full of horny ugly students though. Only time in my life that two people tried to pull me. One was...
This should help Modro:- http://www.english-online.org.uk/course.htm
I was going to stick up for my good friend Stereo on this one. But you've just blown it and become a total dick again. Time to get back to your...
