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What you having for dinner? Tuna steaks for me. Wohhooooooooooo.
The most important question has never been asked, either in court or on Not606. Were they lookers?
<laugh> Wasn't too bad, but the ****ers cut the train from 4 carriages to 2 carriages. It happens once a month and that means I have to sit...
Is anyone like me and doesn't give a ****?
Why the **** drink a coffee on the 19 min train jourey into work? Do you have a problem? Here's a wee idea, put the finished cup in the bin and...
You know the type, it's always a bloke that puts his feet under the table but into "your space". I got one this morning though, just put both my...
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Piss on her and then go upstairs to watch the new "Deadlisest Catch". Works for me.
My missus told me that one of her friend's husband left the family on boxing day. Just upped and left. NOW YOU WANT ME TO BE LIKE OTHER HUSBANDS...
Or..."I was talking to the other mums outside the school". Comparison hell.
Playing with fanny beats reach arounds to hard cocks anytime MD.
<laugh> How the **** do you know my wife so well?
It could be worse. My missus said to me yesterday "Get some wine on the way home, I think we should talk to each other more".
Lucky you, I didn't have a smoke, my phone is ****e and my missus was asleep. 3-1 to you.
Just back from the pub and the first thing you do is log on to not606? Are you single?
A psychic dwarf escaped from prison today. There's a small medium at large.
Doll face
FFS, you're alive! Still across the road lover? I thought your head had killed you.
How was Helen? A looker?
Birds/Wimmin - Used to like wee fit blondes, nothing's changed, apart from my wife. Food/Drink - I still love kid food. Do you know I spent...
