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While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the...
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the...
Also on a medical theme.... A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford... "The material we put into our stomachs should have killed...
Man walks into WH Smith & says "do you have that new self-help book for men with really small dicks ?" Girl says "I dont think its in yet" Man...
A priest kept chickens at his village parish and one evening the cockerel went missing. At Mass the priest asked - "who has a cock ?" All the...
5 that immediately spring to mind.... Crowded House Sensational Alex Harvey Band Be Bop Deluxe Nick Lowe David Bowie oh .... and of...
FA Cup semi final March 1974 .... Versus Burnley at Hillsborough - we won 2-0 Went on to lose 3-0 against Liverpool in the final - there was...
:o There's a joke in there somewhere...
Anyone read the article in the Chronicle regarding our best player - the wonderful Mr Barton. As someone on the article commented - isnt it...
top tip - make it shorter than mine. takes 5 minutes to logon !
If Ashley didnt want to sell he could just have refused the request - simple ! Carroll is under contract - end of.....
not panic buying is one thing - however what about the effect on moral of the remaining players yet to sign an imminent contract......?
would not put it past fat CAshley to give Pards maybe 10m and stick the balance in his sky rocket...
6 months ago my name was Harold. I had always felt awkward in a mans body so I had a sex change and called myself Harriet. Ive now discovered I'm...
I only posted once about a year ago. This feels like a new start and there seems to be lots of new mags joining up...
In Perth, Western Australia, there was an expat club called 'The Royal and Ancient Order of Australian Geordies'. Well over a 100 members - just...
what - with their tackle hanging out ?
Was in an Irish Bar in Sau Paulo, Brazil. Drinking Dutch beer watching a Toon match on telly with Toon expats..
Calm down Boys- the Bands arrived ! Just signed up here - was just about to sign on 606 and then suddenly everyone buggered off here ! Anyway -...
