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ncgandy, Flying back next week for 10 days, really looking forward to a cold frosty morning. Just got in from golf at Roda, temp around 20,...
Got home last night to find all the doors and windows wide open, rubbish all over the floor, everything gone. Why me?, It's Christmas for Christ...
My local priest is off on holiday to Florida.......tells everyone he's going to Tampa with the kids.
My kids are confused by the Chelsea advent calendar.............every time they open a door a manager walks out.
School teacher says to her class, "Can anyone give me a multi-syllable word" Johnny sticks his hand up " Yes miss, Mas- tur-bate" "Wow" says...
My dad worked for Essex roadworks for 25 years then they sacked him for stealing , I didn't belive it...............but when i got home i saw the...
Guy gets pulled over for speeding, policeman walks up and says "Right lets see your licence . "Lost it " says the driver. "How did you lose it?"...
Raffle prize you have ever won?. I went to a function at the weekend and won 20 kilos of tomatoes.:emoticon-0101-sadsm
Anyone remember the programme with Rory McGrath as an ancient brit pitting his wits against the Romans?. Classic episode was the Roman given the...
SAD NEWS JUST IN. A man died today when a betting shop collapsed and he was crushed by boxes of betting slips, paramedics tried to save him but...
Great news ILD. Hope you both enjoy the day and get a result.
The BBC has announced that it is axing Bob the Builder, a spokesman said they "Can no longer trust any childrens TV star who claims to fix it ".
Woman went into the chemist and asked for some cyanide. " Why do you need Cyanide" asked the chemist. "I want to kill my husband" she said. "Well...
Essex blonde who is fed up with people taking the Mickey, moves to Norfolk and dyes her hair black. Whilst out on a drive through the countryside...
My best one was when a double glazing salesman phoned asking if i needed new windows, "Funnily enough yes i do ", "Well then i can do you a real...
C'mon lads look on this as your thanks and donation to the Paul Lambert benevolent fund, remember when you all thought the sun shone out of his arse?
ncg, Our cheap option has picked up more points in his first 2 games than Houghton has this season, please put JD and Kinsella off your radar.
No chance of that Dave. Not rejoicing, just remembering that 2 years ago I posted that Lambert would do a runner the first chance he got, he left...
One Paul Lambert, there's only one Paul Lambert.<cheers>
Cheers Dave.:emoticon-0110-tongu
