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My mother in law is a big woman, she got run over last week. The driver said he had enough room to get round her. But he didn't have enough...
I first met my girlfriend on a village green! There were marquees, food stalls, tug of war and a tombola Fete brought us together...
The man who makes the giant eclairs at our local patisserie is retiring next week. There be some pretty big chouxs to fill when he goes....
I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night, and the bloke on the triangle disappeared.
Police officers have seized an uninsured ice-cream van after it was involved in a collision. The driver of the car that was hit sustained whippy...
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This bloke in the pub said to me "F*ck me, that was a rough old bitch you were with last night . . . . not a patch on the women that I normally...