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Donald Trump steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “No Donald...
Dimarzio on Twitter who has 710k followers says it's a done deal
A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to...
Shodipo off to Port Vale till the end of the season
Well done Sutton United!
It'll be magic for Sutton if they can hang on for another 5 mins!
A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barrelled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped...
These three lads are drinking in a pub when this bloke comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while the bloke goes up to the group of...
A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he...
While my Uncle raped me!
Worth hearing twice!
I've only been in jail for 5 minutes and I've already been raped twice. My uncle doesn't fúck around when playing Monopoly.
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
I will never forget my childhood summers when we would climb inside lorry tyres and roll down hills... they were goodyears!
Country singer Shania Twain has announced the birth of her son this morning. 'Choo Choo' was born at 7am weighing 5lb 6oz. 
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an...
Streaming services having an impact?
