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This guy is banging this girl, the girl asks "You haven't got aids have you?" He replies "No" she responds "Oh, thank **** for that! I don't want...
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The story goes that Player was practicing his bunker play before a tournament in the US. He holed one from the bunker and a bloke who saw it said...
Gary Player
We don't need to do anything if everyone else keeps playing as they're playing!
Sounds nicer than my shoebox.
An advertisement for sport. Titanic battle. Wales were ferocious, England stoic. What a game.
Penalty and handball. Refs aren't allowed sicks or pets on the field these days. Stevie Wonder would have given those.
The doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and...
I would like to see today's bench starting next Saturday.
Hoping for an England v. Ireland winner take all final game.
It wasn't me!
Dunk just sent off with 20 mins to go. Huddersfield will give us a good game Saturday week.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied, by...
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down The flight attendant...
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in...
Draws v. Newcastle and Fulham over the last 3 games aren't an accident...as well as the 3 wins before Burton. 11/18 points = Playoff form over a...
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that the wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries.
Valentines day............ Dinner: £80.... Taxi fare: £10.. Hotel: £250... And the look on your face when she says "I'm on my period: ..........
