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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his...
Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her...
3-0!
One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend...
So that's their secret!
12 games left and we are averaging 1.21 points per game so far which would be another 14-15 points. Our form over the last 8 games is 1.375...
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research? " I said "All right,...
My father always used to say "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger". Until the accident.
The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a hell of a salesman.
I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
Years after the Chernobyl accident and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheroes.
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said "Why not"? I said, you look fat.
Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh, fat boy, whip...
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"Hey lads! JET's back!"
He proving very elusive at the moment. Nobody can pin him down. He seems to be playing a ghosting role.
Bristol or Fulham win tonight?
Web address gives a 'Bad gateway' error. Is there a link? Sorry! Just seen the link above. Thanks.
An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."...
A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging...
