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I said to my mate, "Did you know that 75% of men stick their fingers up their arse whilst in the shower? Do you know what the other 25% do?" He...
I slipped the condom over my erect c*ck. Unrolling it down my shaft, while keeping eye-contact I said, "Yes, this fits. I'll take the packet."
The wife said that she wanted to have sex in the back of the car . . . . I got all excited until she said that she wanted me to drive
MD7 FRI 3rd Bournemouth 1-1 Fulham SAT 4th Leeds 1-2 Spurs (12;30) Arsenal 5-0 WestHam ManUtd 2-3 Sunderland Chelsea 1-2 Liverpool SUN 5th Aston...
People are strange! I could hear some bloke playing with himself in the next toilet cubicle to me. Put me right off my sandwich!!
2 weeks holiday been naff. Back into it this week. ...hopefully Cheers GP & GA.
Mass exodus from labour conference in Liverpool as rumours spread of a freshly filled skip. [ATTACH]
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Unfortunately middle. Luckily all decent adults and no little sexually transmitted dependents up n down non stop
2 seats to my left for a full season and a bit. Possibly my BO <laugh>.
It was never in doubt.
Good player and hope its nowt serious but enough to keep him out until after December:emoticon-0100-smile
Officials terrified of getting sent home cut up in suitcases. That was a fkn penalty all day long. If there is such a thing as a sensible mag...
That hits a new low. Luv it. Nicked for facey <laugh>
I am expecting us to win. Boy does that feel good being able to say that with confidence. Cannot see the manager staying if we do win.
I would settle for 5th by 18:30 tomorrow.
