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Medro, seriously, maybe this isn't the board for you.
Yes. They're fine. It's all about context, Medro. Look where you are. People don't want to come here to beat their chest and tear their sackcloths...
No-one's talking ill of the dead, or underestimating their sacrifices. The point is, respect should be paid privately, quietly and with...
Are you going to make a point, or merely repeat what I said and post a smiley, like a thirteen year old female dullard? Zico's right. You did...
Badminton. Limp wristed flicking a feather-duster 'shuttlecock' over a stretched-out fishnet tight. And the loser has to eat the spunky biscuit....
They're not our mistakes to make. If you think remembering a war will prevent one in the future, you're sorely mistaken. What is this maudlin...
The time I raped an underaged girl. I think when I was 15/16 and 'empties' started getting popular. Pissed on a bottle of cider, kissing a...
Hi. I'm monumentally full of ****. I was a poacher in the Serengeti years ago and witnessed the birth of a baby hippopotamus. Years later, I...
There's nothing slimming about pasta. And I should know. I eat shedloads of it and I'm a tubby ****.
Yeah, searching for ninety minutes before thinking to call the police - if true - probably sealed her fate. The fact that they're both doctors...
And a ring like a welly-top.
Fortunately, jen, all fit men are gay. It's the way of the world.
Not beforehand anyway.
That schoolyard rumour that in P.7 a nurse comes and takes off her top to give you a brickie and then hits it with a ruler to make it go down....
Nonsense. They were lovely. I bought my girlfriend some underwear online a few years ago from a site that specialised in big-boobed women. Now...
Far too hot, and I don't mean in the attractiveness manner. The risk of still having her alive would massively outweigh the rewards. I'm certain...
I nearly did. I got to the undressing part but God told me not to. So I slaughtered her instead.
Yeah, maybe. I'm sure a lot of the appeal was peering into the intimate life of a teenaged girl. Something I rarely get the opportunity to do...
My jailer.
Alicia Witt. She was the daughter in Cybill Shephard's genre-defining sit-com 'Cybill'. I've loved her since childhood and she will one day be my...
