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He's a Christian. He's basically volunteered to be God's bitch. That's not a real man.
Look at her massive wizard's sleeve.
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Lie on your cock for a while first. It'll feel like you're ****ing off someone else. Or something.
She's no fun anymore. I like seeing people reading Harry Potter on the bus or train. It saves the hassle of asking 'Still live with your parents?'
I must have killed hundreds of thousands of metaphorical kittens by this stage in my career.
I've done that more than once. It's the real ****bag's way out, takes ages and leaves a lot of ill-feeling. On the other hand, it's pretty easy...
Like Kim said: it's forbidden fruit. Who doesn't want something when they're told they can't have it? Also, mysogyny. A healthy dose of mysogyny.
There is always a danger of a recessive ginger gene popping back up unexpectedly. This is why expectant fathers should keep a bucket of water in...
Don't bother. Just push your wife down the stairs every week. It's like a free morning-after pill.
Can't say I've ever been treated with anything other than respect and professionalism in any of my dealings with the police - and I've been on...
Glasgow: Nasally twinned with New York Edinburgh: Like a real city. But not.
I've been to St Andrew's a good few times and always really liked it. It's picturesque without being twee and coastal without attracting pasty...
Constantly harp on about how sexually attractive you find children. She'll soon give up on the idea.
I made the mistake of watching The Green Hornet the other night. A word of advice: don't.
'Huth is racist' 'No he isn't' 'Yes he is' 'lol im not rasist it was jokes' 'Huth is racist' 'No he isn't' 'Yes he is' 'i can fit my whole...
You clearly don't give two ****s. That must be why you bothered taking the time to mash out a reply. Your 'chat' seems to consist of various ways...
Yeah, I enjoyed that. Different to your run-of-the-mill prank calls inasmuch as it wasn't that funny during the body of the call, but the pay-off...
I've got to say, Huth - new as I am to these boards - that the 'some reason' seems to be the same reason that qute a lot of people seem not to...
You've Been Framed is a lot of ****. "Ha ha! Gravity!"
