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I had my monthly outing a few weeks ago. The weekend holds nothing more exciting for me than a takeaway, a movie, some annilingus and a couple of...
The fake stuff's even worse. If I want to see a picture of an anal ****ee with a mismatching head badly photoshopped onto a strange body then...
You know how we have celebrity porn and you can, should you choose, go and find pictures of Kelly Brook or whomever. Do *****'s have an...
You're sitting up too straight, Kim. If your baws are directly under your penis, you're effectively clubbing them with every down-stroke. Try...
[img] Irish people have got tails.
You should get yourself a copy of the Profanisaurus. Also, strawberry shortcake.
I'd like to see great big dogs ****ing women. Nothing to do with the question. Just in general.
Ha ha ha. ****. I hope his workmates give him **** every single day.
What was the name of that verminous Scottish **** who won the lottery some years ago? You know, the chavvy Rangers fan. Bought a mansion and then...
Please tell me you're a pilot.
I'm with Trev. Greedy ****ers. They could give away most of it and still live in stupefying luxury for the rest of their lives. More proof, if...
I'm resisting the urge to click on that link, but I reckon it'll have me by noon at the latest.
****. That's like a seven year course or something, isn't it? Good for you. Abject poverty and then *boof* suddenly you're a ****ing millionaire.
No no. It's a perfectly legitimate word. It's on urbandictionary and everything. Feel free to use it in conversation with your nan in the...
You're not studying modern art are you? Scam of the ****ing century.
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Arts degrees are for people who like to say they're at Uni, but aren't clever enough to do a real degree. I'm unempplyed. All I do all day is...
I'm glad, Kim. None of the other guys on the row empties my nadbag into their mouth more compliantly than you.
****s lay floaters because semen floats. Poo makes its way out of the anal canal, the jizz layer collected around the interior of the...
That's interesting. I wonder why my MA in English Literature - hugely useful as it is - failed to include military history. Lousy Uni's not...
