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Ha. Only one way to find out, Coops. Make someone at work smell it. My g/f is a vegetarian. I like nothing more than coming to bed after a...
Anything that makes me sweat while I eat is to be avoided. I don't have the hair to soak it up. I love a curry. My favourite bit is that your...
boab's at it. Noone's this stupid. Let's get back to Coop's frustration with his Morissey tribute act spending too much time on nipple foreplay...
You weren't there, Tina? I'm not far from Hampden and the all-pervading smell of Lambrini, fake tan and cheap perfume made me think you would...
Away back to bed, boab. You ridicuous prick. I would have gone to see Take That, had the ticket been free and the weather good enough....
Bono's not got time to sue people. He's too busy repeatedly cheating on his wife. Often with other men and occassionally with children.
I knew a few gay guys in Uni. Every single one of them would have been able to boot your baws with ease. You want to feel like a big, macho...
Morrisey likes Bono more than Morrisey.
Disliking U2 because you don't like their music is fine. Disliking U2 because it's cool not to like Bono, in a tired attempt to go against the...
Ciaran, could I ask you to mind your language?
[img] Christ, even I would. Not that you'd have much choice mind.
This story had better end with you getting your grey wings.
I hear you. I spend all night trying to get it and then the next ten minutes dipping into the **** bank to try and get it finished.
Look on the bright side - at least you missed that horrible soul-crushing moment when the two women realise - more or less at the same time - that...
I guarantee that there isn't an attractive lady that hasn't heard this theory from some optimistic uggo. Not me, obviously. I'm an ugly ****...
You're a queer, Cooper. Any real man would have brought the kid, sat them in the corner and provided some future psychiatrist with years of business.
It's the other secret taboo once women are bored with the black cock.
Having your cock and balls blown off makes having arms kind of pointless.
Depends how high your coffee table is.
