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Christ, you could have ****ed three of her and still made that cut.
I had ER do the same to me once. Irony just doesn't translate that well sometimes.
Would have been like ****ing a broken umbrella. Course I would have.
Me? I'm a decent guy and good father. I know I haven't sold millions of records though, so I guess I haven't achieved as much as Amy Winehouse.
Don't make me choose.
I didn't say that there was. There will be an over-the-top public reaction to it though. That's her lookout. It won't happen to me because I'm...
Cheers mon. <laugh>
Depends how you measure achievement. She could sing. She had good management. She had good songwriters, She sold records. I'm not sure why that...
I'd put a laughy smiley here if I knew how, or could be bothered finding out.
Scurvy much?
Who gives a ****? Daft jakie boot. They way the football phone-in cut to some 'breaking news' I thought that WWIII had broken out.
Metal fans are overweight and smell bad. I'm glad the slim, fragrant people here are busting that stereotype.
This reminds me of a joke but I can't be arsed telling it. So here's just the punchline: So the guy bites into the apple and says "Ew! This...
This sounds like hangover depression.
I'll save you the bother: 'My bird is a warty hobbit. My boss ****ed her. I'm pretending I decked him but really I'm posting this from work, lip...
Take it to PMs you pair of ****ters. And include me.
Do you think that there's any way, any way at all by any stretch of the wildest of imaginations that Billy Ray Cyrus hasn't had sex with Miley?
**** on the back of the stamps. Leave it to dry. Instant Christmas party ice-breaker. "Want to taste my jizz...again?"
Do I ****. But I want to buy Steve a pint.
Sounds like entrapment anyway. Although I would imagine that there'd b an authority on the minutiae of child abuse laws on this very site who's...
