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Well, at least she's willing. I'm always sending mine to bed ten minutes before me, but when I get there, she's still got her scanties on and I...
I'd be asking questions about what she's getting up to while you're at work. [/ToCarol'sHouseSmiley]
Kid, singular, is fantastic. Kids, plural, are ****ing madness. Who in their right mind would want to go through it all over again? Also, and...
"Boo hoo hoo. I'm so ashamed." ****ing get in. I don't know about any of the important stuff being pixallated. I've never had that problem....
When outdoors, I save my urine for the homeless.
That's another thing I love about Jap porn - apart from the fact that the girls are always crying, the guys have smaller cocks than even me. I'm...
<laugh> The first three are absolute stick-ons. The last one is going to be quite heavily implied, I would think.
Yeah, but we don't talk about it. That would imply consent, which takes the thrill out of it. Even a passing nod to resistance will do. Oh no....
Does it fit in alright? What with their pie slits running left-to-right rather than front-to-back?
No way David Cameron called anyone 'poncing'. That's like the butch guy in gay porn calling the other one '***got' when he ****s him in the arse....
Now kiss.
A nightmare to piss in. I know that.
Or you want to steal your sister back, eh Tobes? Oh, SNAP!
Anti-semite.
****in', stoap sending me ****in' emails tellin' me where the wean's ****in' meerkat is ya ****s and ****in' send it tae her. Ah'm in Amsterdam my...
My civil rights are being violated. Also, I need new Nikes. Someone's getting ruined for this.
That's a shame. I had a retro thread all planned out about that millionaire's daughter with the fake explosive device wrapped around her neck....
I've been on holiday. Is rape no good any more?
If only some solution were obvious. Something along the lines of 'Well, **** off then.' I confess myself stumped.
The time 5ive tag-teamed me.
