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You sod. Just drinking coffee when I read that. Now have drenched keyboard. The invoice for repair is in the post.
As Jack Benny, when about my age now, said of smoking .. "So what's going to happen? I'm going to die young?" I'm 75 for goodness sake. Allow...
As the wonderfully erudite Guy Garvey said recently, "There are very few problems that whisky can't cure". The worse we lose the more I drink....
Someone wake FLT up and tell him there's a Only Fools thread underway! I'll stand him a Beaujolais Nouveau 1976
My head insists I wasn't there, but my Trainline account and season ticket do not lie. Was a bleedin' 'orrible afternoon, weren't it?
You might want to check this interpretation with FLT, the Only Fools and Horses guru :emoticon-0102-bigsm
When I am in France, I have a job (I know, that's a shock to some of you) in which I act as a "facilitator" for French people learning English....
Second Stain, this one's for you.... Oddly few commented on it. That git FLT did, of course. What do you expect.
Given Fran's black box faux-pas, I am not sure this is appropriate
Where have you been? He's going to: Chelsea/Liverpool/Aston Villa/Stevenage Town/Barcelona/Chester City/Man Utd/Man City/Portsmouth/Real...
My joy is unconstrained. Two home games at awkward times. "Did I mention that Saturday night could be difficult - but I will be home by 11.00...
Not with our reputation for producing good players at knock down prices! I was too busy at the weekend to read anything in the news, so just...
Pedant alert! Hate to tell you but the days are still the same length. A Native American once said that only a white man would think that sawing...
Could have been funny. Isn't.
Cast off those glasses. If any of the old 50's giants is snoring loudly it's Pompey. Albeit their brief flurry with glory was recent. If I was...
Thought I was being described as an OAP for a minute there. Accurate, but I hate the term. Anyway, you are referring to the fact that I said...
This is simply 21 Century willy waving. Oooh missus, I've got 15" As for the advert thing, I agree. I have deleted the message on my i-phone....
Look at my cat Silly title. Invites - you betcha. Look at Coventry
I spotted that one, but being a gent ....
Resign now. Everyone knows he's crap. Well the bloke next to me the last time we played at home thought so anyway. He was giving him grief...