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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's girlfriend is my friend. My friend's boyfriend is just a scum.
He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
You were beautiful in my dreams, but a ****ing nightmare in reality.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
She's as smart as bait.
I may not have a dick but you're a massive one!
You're like school in the summertime - no class.
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say 'What an ass?'
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
What do you call a white person running down a hill? An avalanche.
You're so stupid you could count your balls all day long and never come up with the same number twice.
