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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Welcome to Twitter - if you are not already following a mom who drinks wine one will be assigned to you.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
What do you call 1000 Mexicans at the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Why don´t women have men´s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in
You: 'Sorry I forgot U R Q T'
I'm blonde. What's your excuse?
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog.
What does an Ethiopian family look like? A barcode.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
She's so fat, she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!
Whats orange and looks good on a black guy? Fire.
You have enough fat to make another human.
It's not often that one gets the opportunity to speak about someone intelligent, respected and admired. Unfortunately tonight I have to talk about...
