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Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.
Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Your mother so old she breast milk turn into powder milk.
He's as sharp as a bowling ball.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
Your so fat you were rolling down a hill and you never stopped.
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
She's so fat that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.
You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
If **** was music, you'd be an orchestra.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
You: 'Is there 22 letters in the alphabet...'
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
You were beautiful in my dreams, but a ****ing nightmare in reality.
If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
You know how birds can't see glass? Well, blondes can't either.
When some one told you that you have jelly rolls, you tried to eat yourself but your fat body stopped you from doing so.
