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Not the parli itself. Across the road. Barclay Bros? I'll let you figure out the rest ... <ok>
I GO TO the matches mate <ok>
Stereo. Yes mate. I'm guessing you and I do work associated with the same institution .....?
Friends Vicar of Dibley Ugly Betty Footballers' Wives Britain's Got Talent (no it ****ing hasnt!!) X Factor Strictly Come Dancing ANY...
Got a couple of doables who do the flirty chit chat at work, but you just KNOW that if push came to shove at a works night oot, they'd bottle it...
Just back from Holyrood 9a with a mate. My shout for lunch. Had a lovely big cheese n bacon burger, with piri piri fries. The best news is that...
Anyone know if he's had his teeth sorted yet?
Typist, you forgot Aileen MacLeod MSP :emoticon-0104-surpr
Just wondering what the eye candy quotient is at your place of work, guys? I have 1-2 doables, 2-3 passables, a couple of '6-pinters', but...
Guys. Check out the Drake Equation. It proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the chances of there NOT being intelligent, advanced...
Topped European Order of Merit rankings (i.e., how much money he won over the course of a season) 5yrsIAR! WITHOUT winning a major!!
Outrageous. Disgusting. Shocking. Abhorrent. Where can I buy one and do they do PayPal?
Reminds me of the classic anecdote about Peter Mandelsson, as told by Neil Kinnock. PM: "Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?" NK:...
Agree with the receding number of digits - esp toes. Just look at how everyone's small toe is receding into the fourth toe. In 10,000 years time...
Nokia 3310 .. £2 at any good PoundLand store <ok>
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Peter Parker's granny - that auld bint out the Spiderman films - she's quite a moral person, I think Prof Hugh Pennington fae Aberdeen...
"I'm fed up with these faux shows of contrition after they get caught. I'd love for one of them to turn round and say, 'Yeah, I did it and it was...
No chance mate. Before you know it we'll have sikh guys wanting to play with the Kurkha tucked down their shin-pad, claiming its part of their...
Cant decide. Got three options: fortnight at my bruvs place in southern Spain - villa with pool, orange groves Long weekend in Berlin - never...
