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They pronounce it the Spanish way, 'Co-at-es'. It's an English name though so we'll have to teach him to say it properly. We've got a fair few...
IMO the distinction between 4-4-1-1 and 4-2-3-1 for all the nothing it matters is whether the player in the 'hole' is a striker or a midfielder....
Lucas, adam and henders in MF, downing, suarez and carroll up front in a barca-like 4-3-3. Spearing and Kuyt coming on at 70mins. Before you...
I don't know how to derail this one to the X Factor. Anyway, we don't need Italians. Britain's already Got Talent.
Big boast there but I believe you. Other research has shown that most bears struggle to type coherent sentences into computers. From what I can...
Don't worry, the X Factor is scripted. That's actually one of the flaws though. Seriously though don't you have HBO? There's some good viewing on...
An ex loved the programme. But if you think the X Factor itself will somehow reward you for watching it, feel free to give it a go. Hopefully...
Makes about as much sense as watching the X Factor WITHOUT being rewarded with sex.
I assume his peak will come when he cuts off the pony tail because age can't have much to do with it. Wayne was already banging goals and grannies...
I do; Rooney.
I liked Mike Phelan. He was polite.
Aguesro isn't proven in the Prem, internationally or in any league I've heard of. At least Carroll has Championship experience. Aguero is way...
I used Shockwaves when I was younger but it was ****e. It held your hair up fine but as it dried out it formed a horrid sticky white powder that...
Refs are conspiring against us to make it look like we're reliant on Suarez. First Andy Carrol v Sunderland, now Henderson. I don't know why they...
I heard we wanted to sign Coates ages ago but he was frightened of Kyriagkos. I don't blame him.
Coates is a monster. Looks a lot like Pique. He's clearly no beanpole. I'm a little worried about the amount of hoofing I've seen in my youtube...
I don't want to be a negative Nelly but it's been a while since we scored a goal without Suarez being involved. None this season! Dependent much?
With him and Phil Jones the future looks bright for the England defence.
Good spot. I'm now not sure whether it's 21 or under, or under 21. I suspect it's the latter, so my earlier statement about Insua etc. being older...
Sounds like exactly the right sort of signing for us. Likewise for Arsenal, but Wenger won't sign anyone for more than £1.35 and a packet of...