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David Beckham is out shopping and buys himself a thermos flask. Later that day he goes to training with it and his team-mates ask him what it is...
If Ronaldo is 'innocent' why did Juventus cancel their tour of the USA? He's guilty as sin and his next port of call is Florida State Prison.
A confused young lad asks his mother a question. Mum can women get pregnant from anal sex? That mother replies, of course they can son, where do...
There has been some famous Liverpool banners over the years for example Joey ate the frogs legs, now he's munching gladbach from 1977 and Don't...
Nobody knows what is going to happen because nobody can predict the future. However if Klopp stays true to form, there will be signings. How many...
Mo Salah is as much a 'Rent boy reject' as Kevin De Bruyne. Both were destroyed by that arrogant Portugese **** 'The Special Once'. The Special...
Yeah the same way Adam Johnson was. Adam Johnson became a bull queers bitch.
Has anyone noticed Juventus have changed their pre-season plans? They were supposed to go to the USA but they had to cancel. They fear that...
A Liverpool fan, a Man United fan and a Spurs fan are at the top of a cliff ready to jump off. The Spurs fan says I'm doing this for Tottenham and...
Odds on Chelsea fans singing a proper song instead of Chelsea, Chelsea Chelsea. 1000/1. Odds on Wayne Rooney being toilet trained before Harvey...
Andy Robertson will be fit for pre season , it's a grade 1 hamstring injury and he'll be recovered in another 2 weeks.
I knew we would beat them, because Mauricio Pinnochio is tactically inept. He should have known Liverpool play a long diagonal from kick off and...
I reckon the ugly faced assassin aka Forrest Gump is pretty low to be sacked. Hopefully with Manure in the relegation places. They'll need gravy...
Liverpool are favourites to sign Hatem Ziyech from Ajax, Arsenal are in the running but cannot offer CL football unlike the reigning European...
Those odds are all wrong. Liverpool are second favourites at 12/5 according to Paddy Power. Man City are 4/6 favourites.
I reckon the Norwegian Nitwit should be odds on favourite to be the next manager to be sacked. If he's still Ushited manager by December he'll be...
I think we're signing Bruno Fernandes and Nicolas Pepe.
It was £113 million net not £127 million. We started out at -£32 million. (What was left from the Coutinho sale) Starting point +£35 million....
We're Kings of Europe 2019, nothing wrong with that.
It was actually £13 million. He was bought on a relrfstion clause however Liverpool can sell him for what they like. That is of course should they...
