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Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young.
You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
She's as smart as bait.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
You're about as useful as a bucket without a bottom.
Umbridge? More like Umbitch.
She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You might be a crack head... If your dog weighs more than you do... Here's your sign.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
