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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Umbridge? More like Umbitch.
For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Where does a cracker meet his future wife? Family reunion.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
You have more chins than Chinatown.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
We're you made in a lab, cause damn you are one failed experiment.
At least ****s are useful you're not.
Your so dense, light must bend around you.
You better hope you marry rich.
She's so fat that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
