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Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!
A parent's job is basically a daily struggle to help a crazy person stay alive.
Everyone can be dick but you are an art form of a dick.
I'm black in complexion, not dark in color.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
What do you call a black person running down the hill? Prison break.
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Your so butters that clover the butter company used you in their adverts.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
What is big,black,and long? The line at KFC.
What's a word that begins with a N and ends with a R you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
You have more chins than Chinatown.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
You look like a person that would exchange one of your chromosomes for a Big Mac.
Every time you go to take a picture, when you smile you burn a hole straight through the camera.
Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.
What does an Ethiopian family look like? A barcode.