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Quick question How many times is it necessary for you to shake your boabie after peeing. No matter how many times you do it you always get a...
My wife calls my cock "The Firework". Not because it lights up her evening, its only because she likes to keep it at arms length since it went...
Not pleasant i can tell you <wah>
Is a prick
[IMG] Bet you wouldn't be able to concentrate playing her ..........:emoticon-0111-blush
How come when people are on death row they are there for years? Why don't they go straight from sentencing to being deid? I think that...
What the **** is that all about! A tenner to stick your feet in manky water. Nae danger <steam>
I see the first game been put back till Sunday 24th 12.30pm kick off. On the telly <ok>
If you had the chance to go back in time who would you like to be and why? I know its **** but so bored stiff. :emoticon-0100-smile
Just new to this site and i'm finding it very amusing. I've noticed that there are certain people getting an absolute hammering like Toby. Is...
[ATTACH] Anyone see this last night. Soooo funny That guys tattoo had me in stitches. Tadger MacBadger <ok>
I've just tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute act. A total nightmare! It was one of those automated telephone systems. I had to...
My ex wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said " I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing...
Well my mobile is now and well truly ****ed! Going for new one tomorrow. Any suggestions on a decent one thats not too expensive....
Well the weekend is upon us. Whose up to anything tonight or tomorrow? Sunday's don't count. :lipsrsealed:
[ATTACH] Would well get pumped <ok>
Why are they all moaning face ****s :emoticon-0112-wonde
Scottish guy in a bar in Canada, after a few whiskeys he notices a stuffedanimal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman "what the **** is...
Just had a conversation with a friend........ and YES i do have one. Things you seen when you were a wean. Who remembers white dog poo? Why...
Don't know if this has already been covered but....... who do you think is under your club mascot costume.?...
