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Please accept my humble apologies Mr. Gashead, as with all new businesses, there are a few teething problems, and I regretfully overlooked you...
I hope your question has now been answered Mr ciderman Yours Bob
Dear Mr/Miss JWM, You have confused me slightly. Who or what are budgies please? Is this some sort of internet chatroom talk that I have not come...
Tony my boy, I would suggest some intellectual conversation, so that you can learn to keep up quicker. Have you visited the Queen's Park Rangers...
Dear Mr.B, You seem to have tried to find good honest work, so, have you tried dishonest work? There seems to be a call for 'lookalike' models at...
Dear Mr Red, May I suggest taking her out to various cafes until you find a coffee that is acceptable. May I suggest any Morrissons that has a...
Dear Mr. Manga, May I suggest that you fold it in half. Yours not one little bit enviously Bob
Captain jack, Thank you for your kind words of welcome. Now on to your question. If the dog isn't pround, then I can't see a problem. Yours...
Chris my boy, I have always been interested in missionary work. I hope this answers you question. Thank you for your kind regards, and I send...
Dear baby Dan, From what I have read about association football, it would seem that a team called Swansea have made a few friends this year. Have...
I would advise to stop bragging, or 'La Gazza Ladras' will want a bit of the action. Yours not one little bit jealous of all those pms Bob...
If they ask for payment first <ok>
Hello football fans. Please allow me to introduce myself. Before I say anymore, could one of the moderators on this forum make this permanent...
Dear Tony, Is that the Lee Martin whose father is a doctor and has something to do with a certain type of footwear? Well well, I never knew he...
David my boy, Herein lies the problem. You will have to either refuse the gift of fine single malt whisky, and risk offending your friend, or...
I'm afraid I will have to pass you over to two other people who may be able to help you. Alan Shearer and Mark Lawrenson. These two have after all...
Dear Billy. Just stop boasting. Simples <ok>
I apologise most proffusely vincemac. I missed your post completely
Dear Sid, I would advise you, ermmm, I mean your friend, to get a smaller door. It won't show so much then. Yours knobbingly Bob
Dear David, may I call you David my dear boy? Dave just seems so cheap and Londoney. If that is the case, then I fear you may need to turn things...
