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Sorry to be (more of) a pedant, but a light year is a measure of distance, not time. I shouldn't care, but I'm trying to find things to do to take...
Oh, and see if JWP is free tomorrow evening
Get Rickie and Le Tiss to wear face masks, then line up with our penalty takers
Are we concerned about this evening's match between Leeds and Norwich? It will while away a few more hours before the real thing, but does it...
I'd put its head on a pole, as a warning to anyone else who wants to tamper with the beautiful game
It's now lunchtime - 12:30 (ish), so in some parts of the world it's already Friday. If we can get to any of these places, or find someone who is...
I usually manage a few hours sleep, between getting to work, lunchtime drinking, then coming home again.
It was going to feature a tribute band - The Rolling Scones, but they couldn't agree on the pronunciation
What makes me feel old is realising that many of the players I watch are born after 2000.
"boasting about purchasing flares"? I bought mine in the early seventies, but I don't think I'll be boasting about them. Mostly because I now need...
We've got this, unless some kid called Elliot starts riding over St Marys on a bicycle
Clearly, ET is the answer - He/Its glowing finger will cure anything, including Che's injury
90 minutes (plus stoppages) that I'll never get back
Not so much 'Glass half empty', more "Where's my f'ing glass?". Still, if we were 4-0 up after today, no-one would turn up on Friday...
So, Friday night, under the lights, is Winner Takes All, with Extra Time and penalties if needed. No pressure, then...
Sounds like Fraser has inherited Fonte's Invisibility Cloak
The West Bromwich triangle?
McCarthy showing why Bazunu was first choice
Manning coming off? It's almost as if Russ has noticed that Manning is a weak link
We appear to be the Statler and Waldorf of this particular Muppet Show
