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Since we're in this scatological debate, did you hear about the zoological park whose only exhibit was a dog? It was a Shih tzu. I've got my coat...
Under questioning, Paula Vennells has burst into tears, and she is 'Truly sorry'. Oh, the poor mite, what a pity. Still, I'm sure that everything...
With any luck, the next question Paula Vennels will ask is: "Do you want fries with that?"
You'll need to pay London weighting. And Postman Pat's van would clearly be unable to go into the ULEZ
How else can they continue to pay enormous dividends to their shareholders? :steam::steam:
IOAG, we're Saints fans, so we're quietly confident. It's also a bit like the start of 2001 - A Space Odyssey, where all of the simians start off...
And there's me thinking you were landing in the centre circle to deliver the match ball
But a long way north of most United fans
Haven't you noticed the hosepipe from your outside tap to next door's swimming pool?
Look on the back of the water bill. The ticket office may be saving paper by printing on both sides
You're right. I can't write more, as I'm being watched...
No, no, no - VAR will be on Saints' side, every time. At least, that's what I've asked for.
If so, it's worth passing this information to the club, so that they can investigate, and possibly cancel this ticket. Assuming, of course, that...
Did your tickets have to be signed for, or were they simply posted through your door? My daughter has organised tickets for herself and me, but...
Referee John Brooks taking the chance to make up for his son David not being awarded a clear penalty against West Brom. We've got this!
It may be rather like most post-project reviews, where the auditors come in to bayonet the wounded, but the club may (eventually) notice that...
It used to be called 'Mail'. Then it became 'First Class Mail', and now it's "Advanced Mail, first class". We're paying more for the same level of...
Let's get behind the team and make sure we're not the living embodiment of Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell - "Two out of three ain't bad"
The story of my life...
How long before tickets start appearing on secondary ticket sites, at ridiculous prices, having been bought by professional ticket purchasers (aka...
