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I told my wife that we could do with a Brazilian, and she slapped me.
Apparently, if we place the ball in the other team's net, using little or no illegal methods, more often than the opposition place the ball in our...
Oh, I don't know - I'm sure I've seen several matches going on under the floodlights in the central reservation
Probably his grandson
Pompey Lapras: So wrong you named him twice
I suspect you meant Sheffield Utd, but if there is a Sheffield Stud job, I wonder what the KPIs will be?
Is that binary notation, or a complete stuffing?
Guilty as charged <whistle><whistle>
I never rated Neil Ruddock as highly as his cousin Razor Rudduck
You realise that you've opened the door to a series of bird-related puns? To quote Dorothy Parker "What fresh hell is this?" Or, less subtly:...
Didn't he play alongside Razor Rudduck? He frequently sent through defence-splitting passes. But only half of them, and only in one half. Or am I...
If someone is willing to part with their money to place a bet on a dead person coming back to manage a football team, then the bookmakers will be...
It's his bat and ball, and his mum says we can only use them if we let him play
He's on course for the Sodor Premier League
Will he be called MacTissier? Probably not
Well, he was right - we didn't grind out any results
We won't need to worry - He'll try to catch a plane and miss it
20 signings per position
Oh no we're not
My research was limited in this regard, and I may have been economical with the truth
