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This is an excellent night out. <ok> I drank a bottle of Buckie at a BBQ, then proceeded to drink lots of vodka and beer, then someone thought...
I don't like the fact the you can remember things and didn't wake up outside. <ok> Very amateurish indeed sir.
I don't watch any programmes with Z-list celebrities in them. xfactor, bgt, bigbrother anything with davina mccall. I believe these programmes rot...
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"same in here. it's embarrassing. he tries to ask us stuff about engineering. he's chartered" You couldn't mark this ****'s neck with a...
A **** in my office is in his fifties, and asks our boss how to do EVERY. ****IN'.JOB.THE.BOSS.GIVES.HIM. WHAT DO YOU GET PAID FOR YOU CUNNNT!...
Aw naw, proddys and catholics fighting. <doh>
She's a **** <ok>
I was never attracted to Gail Porter, so that means she's a dog.
Sorry Jen, but I've been with my current girl for nearly two years now. She's 35 and wants two kids before she's forty. I know lots of people...
Excellent sir. <applause>
Julie fae Corrie too. [IMG]
Anybody that gets married before they're thirty years old is an arsehole. <ok>
I like eyes and teeth. And ..er... Gingers <shamemuir> I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! <wah>
Take her into Town for a drink. Talk about stuff, ask her plenty questions about herself, say something specific about her that's nice (hair,...
Don't ask me to explain - I can't, but I would definitely ride the hole aff her. [IMG]
I can honestly say the most toe-curling moment of my life, was when watching a cracking porno and firing in a burds gub at the same time - and she...
I like firing in their mooths, they can dae what the like with it afterwards, I'm not usually in a position to bother. <POSTFIREQUIVERMONGOBODY>
racist <grr>
