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Just finished reading Susan Boyle's new book...................... Fifty Shaves a Day.
The missus decided to take an aerobics class. I was amazed at the way she bent, twisted and jumped up and down for an hour. Unfortunately, by...
A man lying in bed facing his wife, looks into her eyes and says "Looking at your face reminds me of the lottery babe". She replies "You mean I'm...
So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise because she hates his movies.. Apparently she found out that he'd been in 'A Few Good Men'.
Apparently Harry Redknapp resigned 3 weeks ago but it's taken until now for the Spurs board to decipher his letter...................
Harry Redknapp has just agreed his severance package of £3 million. After tax that amounts to £3 million.
My wife fell asleep on the sofa. Feeling a little naughty I grabbed a marker pen and wrote "World's worst mum" on her forehead. The next morning...
How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle? Just ask a ManU supporter
Liverpool fans have always thought of Kenny Dalglish as one of their own. It's a belief that will grow even stronger now that he's unemployed!!!!!
I think we keep Miller. But clearly we need someone else to rotate strikers as well, he was playing too many games when not on form. Also,...
Indeed, can't argue with that....... I'd take the draw but I think you're right, we should be good for all 3 points.
Aha but we only beat them on Pens, so in reality we drew. To be honest, if we get the draw that'll do for me. :-)
I went out with an ugly girl last night. Back at her place, we were kissing and cuddling when she said "I never have sex on the first date" So I...
Found my Nan dead in her bed this morning, I was gutted. I put my arms round her and held her, as a tear rolled down my cheek, I noticed she was...
What's his name? - Eddie May, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie May! R.I.P.
One of the pandas has escaped from Edinburgh Zoo. The public are asked to be on the lookout but the zoo concedes there is little chance of...
Fair comment KnackeredJack. Change isn't always the answer - if it ain't broke don't fix it. I agree that I think you will stay up - it pains...
Aaaargh - re-invigorate! My bloody typing lol.