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What's the difference between a woman and a stick of dynamite? You actually have to do something to make dynamite explode.
I don't remember the last time we've had so many outstanding goals showcasing so many different skill sets. This young squad is so exciting it's...
And ever since, people have been convinced that parrots can talk!
One day, when he was still only plain old John, he was off work with a stottin cold. His stand-in made quite a mess of the job and none of the...
I thought that this was how they viewed their team...[ATTACH]
Ah, turned inside out for drying!
And now for the real reason I came here... One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.. So He...
This has just reminded me of an old joke (no, not me!) What is the longest hair on the human body? The eyelash - it grows inwards, right down...
Well don't punch the wall in anger!
Didn't realise that many Sunderland fans had gone to the game! Don't remember seeing the cameras focus on supporters leaving or hearing any of...
I bought myself a tin of Mr Muscle 'Loves the job you hate' It's useless stuff, I tell you ! It's been in the bedroom for a month and still...
I'm surprised you had enough blood in your extremities to be able to climb! I was frozen stiff. It was my brother-in-law who decided to leave, as...
To be fair, those (like me) watching on Sky would likely get an better view of just how many right around the stadium were leaving early and hear...
Shouldn't she be grabbing the shelf?
That'll teach Iran not to sell their best missiles to Putin!
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I know it's supposed to be a bit kinky to wear your lasses knickers, but I'd firmly draw the line at going out in her blouse!
Just got back in from Wrexham, sat in the temporary stand with no cover and on 85 minutes the heavens opened up and a thunderstorm blew in behind...
When I first saw it, even pre diall up internet days, the moral was You don't need to be a brain to be a boss, just a stubborn asshole!
I'm very sorry to hear about this Smug, I will keep you both in my prayers.
