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Not that I'm superstitious or anything, but yesterday I saw a magpie and a crow (the feathered kinds) fighting over a scrap of food. The crow won....
Told you I had a bad feeling about this [ATTACH]
[ATTACH] "I have a bad feeling about this......."
Oh no. Got up this morning to news that a meteor has been spotted over the north. These things are always portents of catastrophe. I'm fearing the...
Look on the bright side. After today's results we only need to win 16-0 to go fifth!
Not everybody agrees this is a big match at all. Anybody see yesterday's Daily Mirror, with the teaser "Tomorrow - Teddy Sheringham looks forward...
So among all their other faults, Mackems can't even spell the name of their own song properly. LamBton Worm, surely?
Wait - I'm sitting watching You've Been framed and a black cat has just been nacked by a parrot! WOOP! Well Ok it's not exactly a magpie, but...
I'm totally non superstitious so have no actual pre-match rituals. However, I have a theory that Newcastle never do as well when I watch them...
I really fear for next weekend now
There was a single magpie in our garden this morning. I knew then this was all going to go nipples skyward.
Typical.... I've been lurking on here for months, wary of posting since I reckon I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said and...
Game over. Three more excellent points. My buttocks can unclench now.
Heskey and Shola falling over each other. Why am I grinning?
Can we survive three minutes with Shola?
Where's me thread gone? What's happening?
'Coz we're Newcastle and everybody hates us
Five minutes to go, we're usually up to thirty-odd pages by now
I always try to be pessimistic. That way you're never disappointed.
Jonas nacked now!!???!!