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I've booked for the Kaiser's gig in Sheffield next February Pags, so I'll be at the Palarse game <ok>
<sideboard hovers in from stage right> Morning All <ok> Got me tickets booked for Beady Eye and Kaiser Chiefs.
Probably someone making their first trip to a football match?
How many loan players are we allowed, bearing in mind we already have 2?
I'm assuming Stoke sold all their midfield yesterday now that they've signed Crouch?
Has anybody thought about getting Billy to play in defence?
<pulls up deck chair>
I waved bye bye to Max in the kitchen this morning. I believe Billy is Mr September?
MalvinP LEI BLK BRSX BURX CAR DER LEE PETX REA SOUX WHU BIR
You're all wrong <whistle>
MalvinP SWE ENG WIMX
<opens sideboard door> Inch high - private eye.
I struggle to remember what I had for tea last night to be brutally honest. Was it the one involving root vegetables and a length of hose pipe?...
Did you delete the last set of photos we swapped then Worts?
Technically it's the leopard skin thong that reaches the door first...
I can open doors with it...
I'm proud of my pubic afro...
My car's been running on vapour since yesterday and I don't get paid until next Wednesday. Bollocks to Noddy!
<creeps off home creepily>
<sneaks sideboard into barn and covers it in hay>