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When I was 8, Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
Ooh, will I get a good beating down a back alley?
Milton Keynes Dons are the weeping, green tinged pustulous sore on the arse of English football. On the few occasions we've played them, I've...
Are we talking chippy tea? If so, peas at a push. Anyone who has curry sauce on battered fish needs their hard drive checking. I'm generally just...
Aye, okay then.............. First City game was 1982, Port Vale at home, slap bang in the middle of the receivership malarkey. I was 5, and my...
The disappointment.
See them, trying to blame the ref for a near 30 point defeat? While just about everyone else in Hull has moved along, in Black and White world...
Good job I'm not here for your approval, then.
Roses avi, like it. Shame Browny's gone full on tin foil hat, isn't it?
You alright there? Do you need a hot poultice or something?
Who's this Essex Gull you're banging on about? Whoever he is, it's not me. Proper 'Ull, me.
Nice one. Absolute thundercunt, me.
I was once sharing a sauna with Sir Adam in Leeds's Turkish Quarter, and as we sat there discussing the merits of obscure post punk electronica...
Aye, not bad. I'm new here. Is it full of ****s?
Cheers, like.
Is this some sort of joke thread? Here's one then................ How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes...
You alright?
Dreaming of a Simon Gray Christmas
