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If you like listening to music while having sex, choose a live album. That way, you get a round of applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
A man and his wife went to the doctor. The husband told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting...
Every weekend this married couple wanted to have their usual Sunday afternoon "quickie" but their 8 -year old son was always in the flat. So they...
Man phones his wife from the hospital and tells her he's had his finger cut off in an accident at work. “Oh my god!" she cries..."the whole...
How do you know the toothbrush was invented by someone from Portsmouth? If it was anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
I was in Asda with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said: "You know something? You really are a lazy ****er” I was so shocked...
I won’t go into detail but the ‘Dyson Ball Cleaner’ is a totally misleading product name.
Yeah, Elton looking good at 76 even though a little bit chubbier. Goodbye normal jeans.
I just stopped eating venison and started eating pheasant, an absolute game changer.
My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing.....they're at the door now...... ....and they're off.
Welcome Pep Martin, don't care what the data says, just go and win the Championship and give us something to be proud of.
Me: "What are you doing in the other room?" Wife: "Watching Loose Women and Love Island repeats, what are you doing?" Me: "Just checking not 606...
My mate quit his job at BMW. He of course gave no indication he was leaving.
A young man moved from his parent’s home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an...
Doctor: "Sorry to tell you but you have onomatopoeia." Patient: "Oh my God, doctor, is that really serious?" Doctor: "I'm afraid it's every bit...
Just so we’re clear, I’m identifying with the LG HDTV Community
A cow is standing waiting to cross a road. A chicken comes up behind him and says "Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
I prefer the silence.
Come on Bournemouth....
As it stands we have 25 points....:smiley-finger007:
