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A Frenchman staying at a hotel in England phones room service and asks for some pepper. "What sort of pepper would you like, sir? Black pepper,...
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself...
I've got a job making plastic Draculas. Problem is there are only two of us on the production line so I've go to make every second Count.
Hansi Flick or Danny Rohl or both :1980_boogie_down:
Bus breaks down in the middle of the road, blocking traffic at rush hour. The driver has a look at the engine to see if there's anything he can...
Ross Stewart done deal. Sky confirmed.
Jason Wilcox is woken during the night by a phone call telling him that a massive fire has broken out at St Marys. Wilcox hot foots it down to...
Great signing. Sunderland would still be in L1 without him. If Russell can keep Ross Stewart fit Saints will get promoted.
How do you download GIFs on here ?
Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. Tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” Bloke nods and says “...
Romantic table for two booked for tonight. I hope she does better than last time - she only potted three reds.
I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra tablets on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour...
Prowsie... missing you already.
I will enjoy watching PL games on Match of The Day tonight, knowing Saints won't be playing on there and losing :emoticon-0102-bigsm
I was so engrossed in the game I haven't even checked the other results. The Championship is giving us our mojo back.
Yes Old Shep, I agree with all that.
To be fair, the fact that we can fight back is something we haven't seen for years. At least Martin gives us hope, if only he could sort out our...
Defensive imperfections were an occupational hazard for the style Martin fostered at Swansea. At no point can Martins stylistic possession based...
Tella is taking his frustration at not being at Burnley out on the referee. Not a good idea.
My stream is working great but about 30 secs behind.
